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THE GREATEST FAQ... EVER!*

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Interviews:

An interview with me

Another interview with me

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q) Can you send me the .rmf / .vmf for westwood and / or another one of your popular maps?

A) NO I WILL NOT SEND YOU MY .rmf or .vmf!

Q) Is it ok if I decompile one of your maps and recompile it with a bunch of stupid shit that I want to add because I am an idiot?

A) NO!

Q) Hey your map gg_something / zm_something looks like shit.

A) That’s because some idiot decompiled it and added a bunch of stupid shit (see above). I have never and will never make a map specifically for zombie mod of gun game mod or any other horrible abomination of a mod for CS:S.

Q) Hey you should make a map where…

A) NO!

Q) Where do you get your ideas / where did you get your idea for *mapname* ?

A) It goes something like this .

Q) I think *mapname* sucks and / or you suck.

A) Thanks.

Q) When did you start mapping?

A) April 2001

Q) You should make "mapname" again but with some small insignificant change!

A) No.

Q) Hey I sent you a message somewhere other than the joe.to forums and you never responded.

A) Because I hate you.

Q) What was your first map?

A) cspaintball

Q) I have a question that wasn’t on here, where can I ask it?

A) You are SOL and JWF.

Q) I saw you on this server...

A) It wasn't me.

Q) My friend says they know you.

A) They don't.

Q) Are you working on another map right now?

A) Yes.

 

 
 

 

 
*Disclaimer: This is not the greatest FAQ ever.